If you are dating a bar girl I can promise that you will get laid on the first date, but it probably has a price.
Thanks to the wisdom of a 79 year-old friend of my grandmother who lives in Thailand since the early 1960s I learned very soon that I have to be careful.
Those were her exact words and I am very thankful for her advice.
There is only one thing that is even worse than touching a Thai girl in public and that’s kissing her in public.
It doesn't matter how much you are in love with a Thai woman.
It took me more than a minute to put it on and I had to remove it after another minute, because I was afraid that my friend would shuffle off this mortal coil. It’s basically the Asian version of Whats App with a lot of ridiculous smileys that girls love to send whenever they don’t understand your English gibberish. Thai people absolutely love to eat and they love it even more when they do it with other people.
I am pretty sure that you have Whats App and I am also sure that none of the girls you approach have ever heard of it. Instead of taking her to a café or a bar, you should rather take her to a nice restaurant or one of many street stands.
You need to wait until you are in a private environment.
Respect the local dating customs and you will succeed.
After twenty minutes you ask her what she wants to do and she says “go to the mall”. As soon as you are in the mall she takes your hand, leads you in one shop after another and looks at you like a cute little puppy whenever she sees something she likes. I actually met a really, really dumb Farang who opens his wallet whenever a girl tells him about her sick “INSERT ANY HUMAN OR ANIMAL”.
This captain save a hoe was dumb enough to believe that giving money to the family of your girlfriend is a part of the Thai culture.
I use it myself and I make steady progress 😉All you need to sweep her off her feet is Most foreigners don’t speak any Thai at all. She brings her friend, or her cousin, or her friend and her cousin, or her five friends and six cousins.