I have lived a long life and I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy. I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away.
My sons a drug dealer, so trust me when I say "Your Dope" God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to spend a lifetime to find you and tell you, you are the second one. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves wash it away.
It’s almost as if these two fellows share some bond over vanilla milkshakes, or something. As it turns out, Ailes was accumulating sexual-harassment complainants at the very same time as O’Reilly was accumulating sexual-harassment complainants.
And as we’ve written before, they had forged a mutual protection racket.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you....
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
My war buddies over there bet I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately. After I retired I have spent a lot of time gardening, but now all I can think about is putting your tulips and my tulips (two-lips) together.
Did I tell you, I'm filthy rich and my mother is dead?
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing! My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I won't love you for the rest of your life, I'll love you for the rest of mine.
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Trump’s comments about the Clintons came after he was branded a woman hater by his opponent.